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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 03:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?

Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Megyn Kelly: Meghan Markle's Pregnancy Post Disrespects Childbirth - TheWrap

Still no good.

No go.

No, not a chance

Is it painful for men to wear bras, panties, and tampons?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

WBD Shareholders Nix David Zaslav’s 2024 Pay Package In Non-Binding Vote - Deadline

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

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Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Do most men prefer curvy women or skinny women?

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Los Angeles Area Emmy Awards Nominations Revealed - Deadline

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Splitgate 2 Dev Says He's Tired Of Playing Call Of Duty And Wants Titanfall 3 While Wearing A 'Make FPS Great Again' Hat - Kotaku

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

Cocaine Sharks: The Disturbing Discovery That’s Shaking Marine Research - Indian Defence Review

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

Why is porn so addictive?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks