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13.06.2025 03:36

Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Still no good.
No go.
No, not a chance
Is it painful for men to wear bras, panties, and tampons?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
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Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Do most men prefer curvy women or skinny women?
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks